The Coroners

The way a piece of shit dad says "corona virus."

"Shayla got the coroners."

by TH16 April 14, 2021

coronized

The act of being infected with coronavirus

You have been coronized

by fallenriver March 12, 2020

Coronate

To urinate outside and avoid public restrooms in fear of contracting the coronavirus

Tom- "Man I got a coronate! My bladder is too full and that public restroom looks like a corona virus orgy waiting to happen! "

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Coronational

(n.)- A person from a nation where the Coronavirus (Covid-19) has infected more than 10,000 people.

Tim: "Those visiting Chinese professors were stopped at the airport yesterday."

Jill: "I hope they quarantined those Coronationals immediately!"

by KnowPsyUniverse April 3, 2020

coroner drop

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.

yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"

by GrimCorn February 14, 2021