Cornish Love bite

When you smack someone’s nipples and growl

“I smack my nipples and go raaa!”
“Oph, that Cornish love bite’s gon hurts in the morning’

by Parry grip February 4, 2018

james cornish

A big fat fucking turd, no one likes, but usually rides with because they don't have any damn friends.

Dude don't be a James Cornish.

by PeanutbutterToast September 6, 2015

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

cornish fuckbots

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Cornish Will

An illiterate fucktard

A cornish will is an illiterate fucktard

by Tinapshurman March 28, 2020