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corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)
person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.
by pee pea April 11, 2021
mugGet the corn-holingmug.

Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"
Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.
by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021
mugGet the Corn-holingmug.

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.
Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.
by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025
mugGet the Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cuttermug.

Corn Holed

When you fuck a girl in the ass so long and so hard you have to go to the emergency room to get a piece of corn removed from your pee hole.
My wife corn holed me in Milwaukee.
by Shaky Jay April 1, 2022
mugGet the Corn Holedmug.

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