Conversation bastard

A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.

Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?

by Billy Casper November 2, 2014

conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.

Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."

by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009

converse

When people say converse they are usually referring to Chuck Taylors or chucks which are most likely the most popular style of converse shoes. And yes my dad likes to tell those fascinating stories of how he wore them when he played basketball in highschool, often he uses visual aids(his highschool basketball team picture where everyone on the team is wearing said shoe) to illustrate this point. Yes, very cool dad. Then he regales us with stories of how he had a pair in every off the wall color and they were only ten bucks @ Yellowfront (some ancient sporting goods store). All very fascinating. Nowadays these glorious shoes are being worn by all types of people, but I wont even try to name all the "categories" of people that wear them because that's lame. Classification sucks major ass. Anyway, don't give a shit what anyone says about you wearing the damn shoes. If you like something wear it. That should be the only reason to do anything at all anyway. So whether someone says your cool for wearing them or they tell you that you have no right to do so, just tell them to FUCK OFF! because you couldn't care less what they think! Or you could just ignore them and walk away which is often to better effect.

Lame person: "Hey you can't wear converse, those shoes are strictly for .....(insert lame ass classification)."

You in your fine ass kicks: "Get a life." (turn your back on lame person and walk away)

by jdaddict June 22, 2006

convercidal

A word used to describe a person who is actively attempting to kill/end a conversation, or makes zero effort towards continuing a conversation causing it to die.

Commonly done via text message, on Facebook chat, and, to a lesser extent; during face to face interaction.

Sam: Hey dude!
Jack: Hi
Sam: What's up??
Jack: Nm.
...

*Jack is convercidal*

by rabrab January 1, 2012

seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.

All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."

by mamma murder August 12, 2010

Black Clover

Black clover is an anime that as of writing this has around 160 episodes to watch. The story follows Asta, the only person who can’t use magic in a world full of magic users. Eventually he gains anti magic which is able to negate all magic. The show gets a bad rap, as people say it’s all generic anime’s put into one, yet as I watched I enjoyed it more. I recommend you watch it and at least give it a chance before you hate it.

“Hey man, have you watched the latest Black Clover episode?”

“Yeah it was pretty awesome.”

by EpicGamer95 February 8, 2021

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003