cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

crooked in ya grill

when someone mean mugs you.

or giving someone a dirty look

EX:why are you lookin at me crooked in ya grill

by matt_heard September 8, 2009

Crooked City

Corpus Christi, TX

Only the strong survive in the Crooked City.

- Elite 1

by the_hot_fire September 16, 2009

crooked mile

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.

Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!

by sincinnatti July 28, 2011

Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007