Commit a Toffuxx

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

vip itty bitty titty committee

You belong if an AA cup bra is too big for you!

Darn, this 32AA is to big. I guess I'm a vip itty bitty titty committee member!

by wacanda February 14, 2012

Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.

Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.

by SocialKeith November 7, 2011

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.

This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019

go commit die

Kill yourself.

Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: go commit die

by A$$Hole with no swag. June 30, 2018

Go commit uninstall life

This phrase is generally used to say "Go commit suicide" only in a much less offensive way.

Person 1: fOrtnITe iS tHE bEST gaME eVEr
Person 2: Go commit uninstall life
Person 1: :(

by Anonymous Urban Dictionary Use January 9, 2019

go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by DON'T CLICK. October 2, 2020