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Survival Of The Coolest

Derives from Survival of the fittest by Charles Darwin, almost the same concept.

Think of your typical high school. An individual, or a group, eventually becomes the coolest shit in town. Once the spotlight is on them, the people who are uncool eventually dwindle and implode (or realistically...their genes die off and all the cool kids go to the summer of '69).
Person 1 and 2 get noticed more than person 3.

Person 3 becomes less noticed for the things that person 1 and 2 do (attention whoring...or just being themselves).

Person 1 and 2 eventually are the Survival Of The Coolest and person 3 does not reproduce and eventually his or her genes die off and are never seen in anyone else again.
by Le Derpson December 16, 2011
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The Cookster

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.
Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!
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coonster

A person who acts smart but has the intelligence of a one year old
Yo, that kid over there thinks he's hot stuff but he's really a coonster!
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003
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coolstar

weeb ass jailbreak developer known as pornstar who develops his crappy sileo that nobody uses and competes with pwn2ass
coolstar: send anime
pwn20wnd: fucking die in fire weeb
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Colester

Colester. The nick name given to those who bare the name of cole. Colester is the nick name of champions and is known for cunningness and loyalty. A best friend and a a considerate heart. Finds one love and sticks with them for life. Is a go getter and overachiever. An aposolute stud. Never gives up and is wise beyond there years. Colester only come once every few generations and work towards one ultimate goal and won't stop until its achieved. The current Colester of this generation is Cole Wilson. This cole is different. He also bares the last name Wilson. A last name of champions and legends. There are many things to be learned about any one Colester and is a master of his own mind. The only ones privileged to know this are ones the current Colester allows. It is an honor to be considered a friend or companion of a Colester. The only mistake made with Colesters is mistaking kindness for weakness.
He has to to be a Colester! There's no way he couldn't be...
by Legend historian October 27, 2015
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Coolster

When you jerk your homie in subzero temperatures
In Alaska, my man Calvin gave me a coolster
by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019
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Coolestest

When someone is so cool you the word "cool" is not enough.
Jo is the coolestest human being one the planet!
by ItsMeHuzi September 19, 2023
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