coonteenth

Juneteenth, commemorating the day slavery was abolished and all the coons were set free

Do we get coonteenth off?

by Scburt October 3, 2022

Coont

What is sounds like when one of the Beatles says the word, "cunt".

That, Hitler was a real coont, wasn't he?

by Smitty Rules October 30, 2012

comftorble

How lazy people pronounce comfortable

This chair is comftorble

by awmm October 1, 2016

Coonthzy

Cool, amazing, great, often used to describe a person.

That man on TV is so coonthzy.

by Holly Leafe August 25, 2008

chofter

Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing personal hygene, a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by professional standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to masturbate in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)

"Hey that chofter in the corner is beating off to pubic hair-dying pictures again. Will you please call him a police escort."

by Portmanteau June 10, 2008

Coont

A nicer, and sometimes safer, way of calling a female (or your buddy) a cunt. Sometimes softens the blow of using the C-word in public while still pointing out a persons cuntishness.

Patrick - "Shelley didn't have to tell everyone about my small penis."

Josh - "Dude she was being a total coont today."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009

Cooltop

A word used to make real clear you burned you're buds with a really good call or comeback

Damn dude, you just got cooltopped

by Dr Dre-most November 10, 2010