global cooling

Recorded temperature decreases in the 1950-70s as a result of man-made aerosol and sulfer emissions after WWII. Slowed due to air pollution laws that limited their emissions in the 80s and 90s, but also because of warming effect of CO2 (emitted at the same time) which takes longer to kick in.

Now that we have reduced SO2 emissions, but a lot more CO2 emissions, the global cooling is over-run by global warming.

by one with a bullet October 31, 2003

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

coonilingus

Performing oral sex on a black woman

He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

foodiling

while you snack and cuddle in bed.

Vicky wants to cuddle Danielle but she wants food more so they share food in bed while cuddiling . This is foodiling

by Go bolland December 31, 2017

Cooling sack

When your balls are so cold they can be used as an ice pack

While I was having a snowball fight someone hit me in the balls with a snowball so now i have a cooling sack

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

Coofling

When someone repeatedly joins and subsequently leaves a Discord server between chat sessions.

*Coofl has joined the server
Coofl 4:20PM - Less than 50% of white people have pink pussy.
Coofl 4:21PM - Incredible
Coofl 4:21PM - Goodbye
*Coofl has left the server

There he goes Coofling again.

by Hogfather June 8, 2023