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.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people
javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)
by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023
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Convict allies

The best FtC ending.
by just_a_togekiss November 29, 2022
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Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.
Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?
by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022
mugGet the Convict Cleanmug.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
mugGet the .9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.mug.

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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