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jeff & consuela

These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs
Dam wish we were like jeff & consuela. They're so hot !!!
by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018
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Placement Consultants

A Placement consultant is a person or service provider that helps professional people to find job in their desired field by introducing them to potential employers or client company.
Clients were not ready to pay for placement consultants service fees.
by adriyanasol May 30, 2018
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Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.
by Reginald P February 4, 2022
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corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
by ganga child October 24, 2012
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Consuela

Someone who doesn't try at anything and accepts failure.
Did you see that Consuela? She didn't even try to catch the ball.
by CannpinCarl December 8, 2011
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Consultation

(Chiefly British:) A period before a decision (such as a new regulation) takes effect, during which opposed opinions are heard.

A consultation usually takes place after an unpopular resolution has been made by the authorities. Usually a consultation offers the illusion that people's opinions matter and that said decision can change, where in fact they are merely designed to let steam out.

Consultations also 'cover the decision maker's arse': when the decision turns out to be a mistake, the absence of public records of the consultations allows the decision maker to claim to share the responsibility.
The announcement of budget cuts was followed by a brief consultation, during which everyone chickened out and nobody spoke up.
by Harry Tuttle September 19, 2010
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Consuela

If you have a Consuela in your life, NEVER and I mean NEVER let her go. That b word Is a ride or die n will love you for who you are. She is no doubt the prettiest mother friggin lady you’ve ever seen, and it may seem as though any queries regarding love at first sight vanished when you met. Don’t let her go she will be good to you if you are good to her. Don’t forget that CUNTS!! Also stay away from my Consuela or I will fart in ur cereal no fuckin joke brah.
Consuela is beauty n elegance defined in the dictionary
by Prettiboy December 3, 2021
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