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Constantinides

An artistically talented individual who whips out his/her thesis paper and quotes from it whenever possible.
I asked him about the weather and he totally Constantinides me for hours about how weather affects the tonality of an acoustic guitar.
by Mr_Nyx June 23, 2011
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intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.
Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .
by Anton Doos May 3, 2016
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Constant guard fonts

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts
by Yagoah May 12, 2011
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Bonza Constant

The Bonza Constant is a phenomenon that occurs in the online gaming/social interaction world wherein one participant in a conversation will often claim to have muted another participant in a conversation, however, on further inspection, almost always fails to follow through on this claim and can be found out with a series of social engineering tricks.
"That's it. You're muted."
"ok bobo - you mad though?"

"I'm not mad!"

"lol Bonza Constant"
by Bonza! October 16, 2022
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Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution
Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.
by andy1 September 24, 2006
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constipated

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.
I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!
by Screw u bitch August 6, 2004
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Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.
1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.
by cunninleongus February 15, 2010
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