Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

by Paufan December 9, 2008

zero consent

The best ska band in the worldish...!

Fig A: you heard that great track waster?
Fig B: Yea man! its world number one
Fig A: Bitchin'!

by Someone from the future ;-) January 18, 2005

conserfs

Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.

"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"

by smendler September 22, 2009

consequences

the effects of a particular action

Consequences will never be the same

by miscy July 15, 2010

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

consent

getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. consent culture is becoming a wider spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered sexual assault

"Can I kiss you?"
"Would you like me to touch your thigh?"

are examples of people using consent

by lydja August 24, 2006

congenial

1. Agreeable, suitable for compromise or collaboration.

2. Having like tastes, sympathetic.

Bill was very congenial during the meeting, unlike Brenda who has to take an issue with everything I say.

by Dioxylin March 20, 2011