concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

Reverse concussion

Then maybe your medulla hit your cerebellum and caused your wiseness automatically when your optic nerve activated your olfactory bulb

I got a reverse concussion, and now I’m wiser

by Skylar-xoxox June 11, 2018

slut concussion

When you're sucking a dick too hard and you knock yourself out on your partner's pelvis

She's still recovering from her slut concussion.

by Cowboy Bubbah May 2, 2019

concessionaire

The coolest job in the world: providing people with refreshments.

"Hey Andi, what's your job?" - Danielle

"I'm a concessionaire." - Andi

"Dude, that is such a cool job!" - Danielle

by misslucky13 June 9, 2011

Cuntcussion

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'

by SubLee June 16, 2023

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.

1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.

by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011