conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

Connected, No Internet

When you get butt fucked by the internet.

Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.

by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021

Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

Connied

When you're a lightweight when it comes to alcohol and after knowing that you've been drinking, you think that you are more drunk than you actually are.

When you think or put on an act to show how drunk, or not drunk, you actually are and often can annoy your friends.

Example 1:
Girl 1: Have you seen Sara?
Girl 2: Yeah, she's absolutely Connied!
Girl 1: I know!

Girl 2: Bit annoying really, only had on Bacardi Breezer and a can of Fosters.

Example 2:
A girl that has only had, for instance, one can of beer and one Smirnoff Ice and she's already rolling around on the floor, and her friends are becoming annoyed.

by newyearnewstart January 4, 2011

Convictedkiller

Someone Convicted of Murder.

Or, the alias of an extreamly witty, unbelievably clever and insanely hansom person.

Holy Shit! He's just been found Guilty of mudering all those people...

Or, A, that convictedkiller has been entertaining everyone again.

by Jak (aka Rocky aka Convictedkiller) May 24, 2005

Conjucted

The gathering of some sort of material that is harmful to surrounding eco-systems.

The tributary of the two rivers were conjucted with extreme siltation. conjunctivitis

by Chris Cedarholm December 12, 2010

Partially connected to the heazy for sheazy

somewhat cool

"That concert was partially connected to the heazy for sheazy dog"

by Ringo November 6, 2003