as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

Condombrella

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.

Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.

by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

mesh condom

A completely unreliable and useless individual.

Eric was supposed to be here an hour ago to help us move!

Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom

by jingerotomy June 17, 2008

condo

An glorified apartment that is purchased, not rented.

May I see the deed to your condo, Mr. Rich?

by TsTech August 5, 2005

Ear Condom

To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".

People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!

by bush0023 June 7, 2011

Roblox Condo

A common Roblox sex game where it attracts the Minds of 9-year-olds
The game usually tops out at 300 people playing where it is taken down by Roblox
Life spawn of the game: 12 hours

Roblox is crap At blocking these games

Join me in "Condo Condo Condo Condo Condo Condo"

Roblox Condo

by The_Skrattman June 11, 2019

concoct

To come up with/to create something.

Dano will concoct a plan to donkey punch Kim Kardashian.

by horseofAdifferentcolor August 18, 2014