Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

by Siorse House December 23, 2005

Congratulations

Word used before getting owned with powder at sleep overs...

Congratulations to Mark, Ant, Ed joe, Laino, Robert

by Mr. September 6, 2003

congratulational

Any action that is meant to deliver congratulations.

Mike gave JR a congratulational balltap for finishing finals. Then JR fell on the ground and started crying.

by michael falso May 14, 2005

Congratulationjism

An anagram used by Steve Stiffler (american pie:the wedding) of Jim's birthday cake writing: Congratulations Jim

A simple move of the 's' creates Congratulationjism.

This does not mean it combines the words congratulation and jism

but, it can :D

Mike: Its my birthday today! :D :D
Johnny: (sarcasm) well..congratulationjism!!

by Steeg July 29, 2006

Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.

Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."

by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009

congratulatory kiss

A kiss given to show how much you appreciate someone or just as a thanks. It's never a passionate kiss and surely not suggestive.

He gave the woman a congratulatory kiss in order to tell her that he looked up to her.

by Heleva Nass January 12, 2008

Congratulatio

A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.

"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."

by supernova7 May 8, 2008