confistent

Consistently double fisted.

In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.

by Tokyosea June 27, 2014

Confustrated

Being both confused and frustrated at the same time can often lead to confustration.

You make me so confustrated and it's just not fair.

You're confustrating. One minute you love me and then you don't the next.

by Molliers May 31, 2015

Confusturbating

Masturbating to something that confuses you.

It was something weird that had me confusturbating.

by Jonathanfrost January 14, 2015

Confustion

A confusing question.

-Did your mom go today ?
Huh, what are you talking about?
- Oh sorry for the confustion, she had mentioned she was taking a trip today.

by Sopha99 August 16, 2016

confusticated

When you dont know whats happening so you make up a word

This is a confusticated group

by Big dipshit March 3, 2018

confustled

another word for confused

Im confustled

by baby girl !!!! August 16, 2018

conostrofied

To be absolutely mouldy drunk and stoned off there forehead

I’m absolutely conostrofied lads call a taxi

by Dermedaddy December 28, 2018