confost

When you are confused and lost at the same time.

I've no idea what to do... I'm so confost.

confost by AdaliaMay February 22, 2019

michael conforto 

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

michael conforto by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017

Billy Conforto 

The homoerotic, bus boy friend of Theo von.
he unfortunately ate a bunch of pills & drove into an embankment

R.I.P Billy Conforto

a buddy of mine, his name was billy conforto. he died from driving into an embankment

Billy Conforto by Josh19 June 19, 2019

confontational 

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.

Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!

confontational by IncontinentalBreakfast February 18, 2011

Confort 

Commonly known as a typo, derived from the word "comfort". The origins of this typo is rumoured to be from a person called Gustaf Strauss, or otherwise known as Wolf Claw.

01:04 Wolf Claw: confort yourself X_X

Confort by EagleEye May 23, 2008

confusted 

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

confusted by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

Confusticate 

kən-ˈfyüz-stə-ˌkāt

Definition: This word is the coalescing of the English words "confuse" and "complicate".

It refers to anything of, or relating to the process of being both confused and complicated.

Facebook can be a confusticating website for those who are not so technologically adept.

As teachers and lecturers, we must understand the value of learning to listen beyond the question that is being asked. If we do not, then our answers may serve to confusticate the questioner rather than solve the issue at hand.

Confusticate by Fucha February 6, 2009