Cabflation

The unprecedented inflation of cabbage prices...induced by a sovereign debt crisis.

Dude, I'm gonna make like $10,000 an acre hydroponically growing cabbage...it'll be fucking sweet.

Cabbage prices are going to the moon! You just don't get it...I don't see it the same way.

Have you heard about the recent cole slaw shortage? Yeah dog, it's totally cabflation.

Bro, I went to buy some cabbage at the store but it was like way too expensive...it would have cost a boat full of gold.

by Knowledge and Gold Dropper August 14, 2010

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008

confectionise

-confectionised
-confectionising
-confectionism
-confectionisation

to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary

"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"

by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004

Coilation

The act of 2 or more different curls combining together into 1 to create an intertwining of curls.

Girl! You have coilation of those 2 curls and it looks funny! Let me separate them for you.

by Mdawgity December 2, 2015

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017

confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.

There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....

by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017

Conficationcanfinnal

When you want to give an intelligent reply but have no idea what the reply should be

Reply to a complicated question ‘conficationcanfinnal’

by Frodoshire September 5, 2020