Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

Conejo

All conejos stink every time u cuddle up there a bad cuddler and all they like to do is eat dog ass

Dog ass=conejo

by Conejo September 1, 2019

Conegasm

The act of shoving a cone up into your anus until you orgasm.

I had an amazing conegasm last night, it lasted for hours longer than anything my boyfriend could have done.

by Helly93 June 24, 2007

Conenab

In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.

Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.

by Andy April 17, 2004

conjammered

Anything that is outside of the body that is congested. Stuffed, tight, wound up, close together, in a way that is not delightful and makes one want to complain.

Last night i was stuck in a small room, conjammered full of speedo wearing gay men, I mean, I got nothing against gay people it was just uncomfortable.......... and weird.

by Joppo Jacks April 22, 2005

condeja

a combination of the words coño and pendeja. You could use it instead of saying "coño pendeja". Or it could be a nickname.

condeja que tu hace?

by MARiiA June 15, 2007

conjagurated

When somethings fucked up.

This shits conjagurated, son.

Fucks this conjagurated shit.

by dirtywhiteboy December 22, 2014