Condor

Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.

Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.

by Marauding8_Antisec October 15, 2012

California Condor

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Contour Queen

Usually a girl from high school whom you knew was no where near as attractive as she is now because she perfected her makeup game (usually contour makeup)

One who has gotten the laborious contour makeup down to a science and makeup that would take you half an hour to do she can do in 15 minutes. Has an instagram or YouTube account dedicated to her many looks. This person usually has the ability to look like a different person on a daily basis. They can transform like no other.

Because of contour makeup it's fairly easy for an average person to look like they could be a celebrity.

Person 1: "omg remember Pam from high school? She looks totally different now!"

Person 2: "yeah but it's all makeup. She sounds one of those contour queens."

Also

Person 1 "Wow your makeup is so good! How long does it take you?

Person 2: "Only about 15 minutes. Once you get the hang of it you an do It pretty quickly."

by Ranoutofnames123 October 30, 2017

Contour bitch

A basic bitch with a contouring kit, sephora membership and lots of sass. She went through some serious biological evolution, adapted to better compete for limited resources like sugar daddys and bottle service club jobs.

Kylie is such a contour bitch, she draws on her face every Friday night for a few hours, and goes to clubs to be picked up by ugly rich old men. Yuck!

by Thelifeofjulia January 7, 2018

Condoriano

Someone who is pretending to be part of something he is not.

You are one of us Condoriano.

by TheAmazingBabos August 9, 2022

Condor

To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.

On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"

At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"

by Markogianni January 9, 2023