congorats

someone who has misspelt congrats

congorats on winning!

by MBX567 February 26, 2022

Congorats

When you say congratulations 🎊 with a tinge of envy or disdain, but you feel the need to hide or supress it. By being petulant, you end up hiding it badly.

Kim: "Omar asked me to prom"

Sally, Omar's previous gf on the low: "....congorats girl. Yay 🎊 ! How exciting 😀 "

by Annastpierre July 21, 2022

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022

conformation

Refers to either:
(1) Reassuring proof dat someone is "going along to get along", or
(2) A truthfulness-indicating buildup of material dat shows observers dat what you told them was legit.

I claimed dat visitors kept forgetting to wipe their feet before coming into my house, and da big lumps of accumulated mud on da doorstep and carpet were conformation a-plenty to back up my assertions!

by QuacksO April 6, 2023

condoulations

When a death occurs and you express condolences as society dictates but the person receiving this word absolutely detested and is pleased of the person's death.

Everyone expressed their condoulations to Tom on the death of his estranged sister, knowing he was glad that she was now gone from his life and her drama.

by Mstykes17 August 17, 2024

condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.

I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:

by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023

Conorate

When you ruin something by overanalyzing and nitpicking

Don’t conorate the analogy, it works if you don’t think about it too much.

by Ergg1 December 22, 2023