condomasturbate

to masturbate into a condom.

Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.

by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

Condoming

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.

Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.

by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016

Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

condomsending

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."

" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."

by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.

"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."

by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009