When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'
-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009
by Judas_Cradle October 26, 2009
Within text-based conversations on the Internet, a person is said to have the Rage condition, when he or she is honestly incapable of forming a reasonable response and opinion, because in his or her perception, only the most intense and attention-drawing words or phrases of a paragraph or sentence are readable and within their cognitive grasp.
Original paragraph:
Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old.
This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
Original paragraph:
Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old.
This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
continued Understanding and openly discussing how social and moral imperatives or other factors, such as the choice of preference, commonly lead to an unproblematic effective suppression/modification of immediate sexual responses and regulated sexual urges in people and their behavior, specifically concerning the raised issue, may help to new psychological approaches and therapies for those who can't help to suffer from psychiatric disorders of sexual preference. Especially those with the most concerning disorders who have to be left without effective treatment options, i.e. pedophiles, who are statistically bound to repeat crimes such as raping and murdering children, despite all efforts to exhaust the scope of the legal system against them.
Paragraph with rage condition:
Ddsjhk ahs SEXUAL ATTRACTION hkjfh5qw4q NOT dfgdsfdf VOLUNTARY dfggd INSTINCTUALad hrrrls ATTRACTED TOWARDS ADOLESCENT GIRLS hakfhk AS YOUNG AS 10-12 YEARS OLD.
Gfgdfg sfjfhdfkjh INVOLUNTARILY SEXUAL fdsff.
Gsdfsdf dfgdf gdjhk MORAL dggd fjjdfk sdfjkh UNPROBLEMATIC asdf UNDERSTANDg gjfgh fgkMYdjgh immediate SEXUAL RESPONSES jhkjh dfgdfg SEXUAL URGES fkgjdfjdf of CAN'T HELP SEXUAL PREFERENCE gfghhf ghg I gfghd HAVE TO BE sdhfkj PEDOPHILEdfg. affs RAPEdssd ad AND MURDERsdfsf CHILDREN dssdsd.
Rage-condition response:
You fucking child raping, self-justifying lower life form! You are a pedophile sub-human. People like you should be burned alive and shot! I will bring hell on you man, I will fuck you up.
Paragraph with rage condition:
Ddsjhk ahs SEXUAL ATTRACTION hkjfh5qw4q NOT dfgdsfdf VOLUNTARY dfggd INSTINCTUALad hrrrls ATTRACTED TOWARDS ADOLESCENT GIRLS hakfhk AS YOUNG AS 10-12 YEARS OLD.
Gfgdfg sfjfhdfkjh INVOLUNTARILY SEXUAL fdsff.
Gsdfsdf dfgdf gdjhk MORAL dggd fjjdfk sdfjkh UNPROBLEMATIC asdf UNDERSTANDg gjfgh fgkMYdjgh immediate SEXUAL RESPONSES jhkjh dfgdfg SEXUAL URGES fkgjdfjdf of CAN'T HELP SEXUAL PREFERENCE gfghhf ghg I gfghd HAVE TO BE sdhfkj PEDOPHILEdfg. affs RAPEdssd ad AND MURDERsdfsf CHILDREN dssdsd.
Rage-condition response:
You fucking child raping, self-justifying lower life form! You are a pedophile sub-human. People like you should be burned alive and shot! I will bring hell on you man, I will fuck you up.
by DFGL October 14, 2013
When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009
Something nobody cares about. You’ll scroll by a huge strand of these when getting social media on your phone.
Person: my YouTube account got banned for no reason! Some idiot probably reported it.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
by Xakez April 27, 2021
When you start to simp a little TOO much.
You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
by ToeCracker777 April 23, 2021
A euphemistic term often used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for a public figure who has recently been fired or imprisoned or placed under arrest for corruption charges or sexual infidelity.
China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”
by Fasters September 15, 2023