condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

Condom Brothers (CB)

When two male have sex with two females at the same time in the same room, and when they have both finished they realized they have used the same type of condom. After this they develop a bond far greater than any others and become condom brothers.

-Bro I'm done
-bro me too
- shit we both used Trojan Twisted Pleasures at the same time in the same room on our girlfriends. Bro we are condom brothers (cb)

by MR. Christian Gooch January 11, 2012

Condom Junkie

An individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach sexual climax. However, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. This sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation.

She may be a condom junkie but that bitch definitely doesn't have the clap.

by morelikeradio July 18, 2016

Condesplain

Explaining something in the most long-winded and likely inaccurate way that a) was totally unsolicited and/or b) whoever you're telling definitely already knows (probably more about). Anyone can be a total asshole!

Don't condesplain my own name to me (I mean, unless you named me).

by batnashdash July 27, 2018

Arm condom

Bag used to cover a cast

Kevin used an arm condom so that he could shower after he broke his wrist

by Kevisneedsanrx April 4, 2017

condom

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

by anon June 26, 2004

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 1, 2004