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conceive

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.
Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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Doesn't Concern You

Donnie: What are you guys talking about?
Me: It doesn't concern you.
by PeterPanIsSexy April 20, 2012
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Concealed Cowgirl

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!
To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.
by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011
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post concert depression

The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic concert.

Symptoms include:
1. The desire to relive the concert,
2. Thoughts similar to "they the band were right there!" or "i'm never going to see them again!"
3. Emotional pain when listening to the band's music.

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the concert, and, even after a long time, listening to the band's music may cause a relapse.
I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post concert depression!
by Holly A. April 28, 2008
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Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.
by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016
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Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023
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conceited

self centered, earth revolves around you, everything has to be your way, snobby, bitchy, annoying
KIM CHAPMAN AND MICHELLE
kim is so conceited...
...so is michelle
by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003
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