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Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".
"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"
by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018
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Conallism

Conallism is a modern religion. Similar in aspects to Solipsism, and to a lesser extent, Buddhism. Based on the question "Does God know he is God? If not, is he really God? Or just you?"

It differs from Solipsism in that each individual does not believe he or she is subconsciously God, rather they believe that Conall, a normal person, is God and unknowingly controls the world through his subconscious.

Followers of the religion, or Conallists, believe Conall's mental state is vital to the world remaining stable. Suttle changes in mood of the deity could result in natural catastrophes, disease or other types of suffering anywhere in the world.

Conallism, like Buddhism, contains the idea's of Karma, reincarnation, meditation etc.
I am interested in the religion of Conallism.
by Rhys Connor November 12, 2010
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Conan O'Brien

1. Pastey-looking late night comedian.
2. Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the only show to worth watching.
Conan O'Brien puts on such a show, with Max Weinberg, who needs good guests?
by Dave Henney July 23, 2004
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LSU Coaching

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.
Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.
by curbyfit January 18, 2012
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ConAgra

ConAgra comes from the Aborigian word "Con-tin-tee" meaning ass-clown. Although this name was never used in the Aborigian diction, many people still use this word in many circles when talking about screwed up shows or things run by ass clowns. What actually is an Ass clown? Its someone who would spend time and effort trying to keep others down.

A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor
That mother effer is trying to keep me down. He is a f****ng ConAgra. He doesnt know what he is doing he is an conagra.
by Conagra March 25, 2008
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Coachella ready

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.
Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!
by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015
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