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Hot Commodity

Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.
"iPhones are such a hot commodity, everyone wants one but I can never seem to get my hands on one!"
by mmilliee August 17, 2009
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Commodore

A sex act in which the male partner leans over a bed or other object and spreads his legs and the female uses a "Sharpie"-type marker to draw on the underside of his testicles. The most traditional method involves drawing "smiley faces" on both testicles or a "smiley face" on one and a "frowny face" on the other. Usually the act of drawing creates a tickly sensation that gives the male an orgasm; if this does not occur, the female may penetrate the man anally with a small bottle of lotion or conditioner or something similar. It is customary to "finish up" into a towel.
Dude, did you hear Tina gave Ray a commodore? Hella kinky!
by Teodor Orezscu January 13, 2009
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Commodore Tiberius

A title of honor bestowed upon a person who is at the highest level of awesome that can be achieved. They are arrogant, but can back up their words with action. They must be the best at everything they do.
That guy can't lose at anything! I'm gonna call him Commodore Tiberius!

That dude's a legend! he'll only be referred to as Commodore Tiberius.
by Commodore Tiberius February 8, 2010
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Commodore

A popular home computer company, most remembered for the world's best selling home computer, the Commodore 64. It was founded in 1955 by Jack Tramiel in Toronto, Canada, as a typewriter repair company.

Due to mismanagement after the departure of Tramiel, Commodore Business Machines filed for bankruptcy in what was a long, drawn out, sordid affair and battle for the rights to their Amiga technology.
"I adore my 64, my Commodore 64!"
by Joe Cassara April 22, 2003
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Commoner Knight

A commoner Knight is someone who doesn't actaully have status as a knight, though lives by there morals. Anybody can be a commoner Knight as long as they stay true to their heart, and do there best do to what's right and help others.

A commoner Knight will usually compliment people and their acheivements. A commoner Knight is kind, and will not decieve those around him. They are loyal.
by DexVex April 23, 2009
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Washington Commodore

When one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone's toilet.

If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.

The Council:
Turd Ferguson, chair
Robert Goulet
Wolf
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Slick Willy
Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.
by Council of the Commodore January 27, 2008
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commodity

Any good or service offered as a product for sale on the market.
"That piece of art was brilliant until that company bought it out and sold it as an overpriced commodity."
by cavagrotti May 16, 2006
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