3 man commission

Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).

Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.

by AFCW July 1, 2004

Commotion Lotion

Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.

In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.

by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011

commotional

A word used to describe someone who is known to cause a commotion when feeling overly emotional. Portmanteau of commotion and emotional

Dont get that girl all riled up, you know she's the commotional type.

by cbo1 November 16, 2011

cominion

a fellow minion

"Allow me to introduce you to my cominion Steve, as you know, we both serve the Dark Lord Satan"

by cominion March 3, 2009

s.s collision

Its a boat only for people that fail.

All aboard the s.s collision fail boat TOOT TOOT!!!

by jeff intal January 26, 2008

commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.

Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.

by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.

Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."

by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011