Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

coveration

an operation to cover something up

tony: hey did you hear that people think that all the new TV may be part of some new coveration
michal: woah really?
tony: maybe i don't really know

by trash falcon September 29, 2018

Combonation

A country that exemplifies the phrase "Would you like to make it a combo?"

Damn America, you want fries with that combonation? Fatasses.

by Crunchberry May 13, 2009

Comendations

to applause and congratulate some one, old style way of thanks, very usefull in exams

i comend you on a job well done,
my comendations to you sir, a hearty thanks.

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005

Coronation

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.

Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.

by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013

coronation street

A shitty overrated piece of television in which everything unrealistically occurs in one street. Liked by people with no lives on their own who enjoy living the lives of the characters through television. It's a wanna-Saved By The Bell.

Dude A: You're so whack you're almost as bad as Coronation Street.

Dude B: "That's cold dude."

Dude A: "Yeah, I'm sorry."

by Ian Mckenna April 13, 2005

Compensation cuddles

After sex cuddles to appease the woman.

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.

by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019