Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

combovonic

Adjective- Of or having a comb over; related to comb overs.

While Donald Trump is famous for his combovonic hair style, he is not the first and sadly not the last who will sport long hair combed over to hide a perceived misshapen head or bald area.

by HeartMommy May 8, 2016

Auntie Commotion

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.

Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles

by BONDAGE KITTY July 11, 2022

Out Of Commision

when something is not working, or out of service

"hey dude, is your computer fixed yet?"
"no, it's still out of commision."

by Jup!73r February 13, 2021

commotional

A word to describe the feeling one has when surrounded by commotion.

I left that bar because it was so crowded and noisy, I felt commotional.

by Snovas February 20, 2009

spontanious combustion

sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started

as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind

by badfish May 9, 2003

commotion in the ocean

sex on a waterbed

"oh man there was a real commotion in the ocean last night with me and mindy."

by tubetess December 12, 2017