collateral

An excellent film by Michael Mann, starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx.

Me: Did you see Collateral on HBO last night?

Some Guy: Hell yeah! Tom Cruise kicked that black guys ass!

Me: (Silence)

by The Fanatic April 13, 2006

Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010

collateral

Giving away something important to you in order to prove that you are serious, only to retrieve after you've kept your word.

Kayla: Wanna come to this party? I swear I wont ditch you this time!
Jarvis: No thanks, you do this everytime!
Kayla: Ill even leave my shirt and belt as collateral.
Jarvis: Duh, Okay!

by Saachaa January 4, 2009

collateral defriending

When the ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend of a friend defriends you after they break up.

- So and so defriended me on Facebook. What did I do wrong? I know they broke up and we weren't really friends, but still, collateral defriending hurts.

by TOHITF May 6, 2011

collaborater

1. To be a person who has a prediliction for cheese, eats snails, Likes the bottoms of large, leather clad, German gentlemen (Yes I know it all happened sixty odd years ago, but it's still fun to take the piss out of them!). And responds to danger with a gravity defying upswing of the arms that is so rapid, that small avian flu laden creatures have been propelled across the English (that's ENGLISH, not 'le sodding Mange') Channel by their actions.
2. To be a fully integrated member of the European Economic Community, or whatever the Frogs and Krauts are calling it these days.
3. To be bufoniform,from Bedford and work for a French Bank.

Man in Park: "Is that a cheese eating surrender monkey over there doing aerobics?"
Second Man: "No, I think that's just a Bedford collaborater copying them!"

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

collateral damage

Ejaculating on a spectator who was not part of the sexual act.

Becky was collateral damage, but if she'd been participating at least it would've only been friendly fire.

by Rome House May 8, 2012