The worst musical duo in history. Two guys (named Earthworm in Cowboy Hat and Cheese Coat MacTafferson) sing horribly over pre-made music. The get off on not making any sense, therefore, they dont have many - if any - fans. They can be viewed at www.myspace.com/coldman5. Some of their classic songs include, "Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears", "Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor", "L", "Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers", "Oops There Goes a Humpback Whale", "Legend of Pancake Waffles", "What Are You Looking At Jack Nicholson" and "You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae".
by Earthworm in Cowboy Hat October 17, 2008
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First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about J and Mat? They gave some broad a Cordanian - AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this week!
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
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