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collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011
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coliteral

1) Refers to when women withhold their clitoris and other cunt components as sexual collateral when negotiating with a male to successfully achieve her desired outcome. The denying a man to playfully pound her pussy parts slowly wears them down to the point where they give into the most unbelievable terms.

This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.

2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
1) "Big Papa and Kim have been arguing the entire week because she wants more random shit and he wouldn't buy it. She held a little coliteral over him and the next day she had two new wigs."

2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
by Mallred March 8, 2011
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Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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coladera

Spanish slang word meaning a girls private part
Le vi su coladera la noche pasada.
I saw her coladera ( vagina ) last night.
by x.Kylie.Madrigal.x December 11, 2017
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Collateral damage

Needless explosions causing loss of woman/children and or irreplaceable artifacts
"Generic military rank is celebrating the capture of whatever city in small warring country by coalition forces done with minimal collateral damage"
by Pheidippides December 26, 2003
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collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.
A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.
by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010
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