cockitis

Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.

"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.

by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

unsure-cognition

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.

After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition

by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

Concity Tank

(noun) after a dude tittybangs a chick, he sprays his love juice between her boobies and slides/rolls his penis back and forth along her chest.

I gave a chick a concity tank last night.

by concity May 22, 2010

Cognitive dysentery

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery

by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014

Cognitive psychology exam

A subsystem of the 9/11 conspiracy, most likely founded by the jews.

Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.

May have been involved with holoknaust.

"why are you so sad?"
"I just had a Cognitive Psychology exam and it came inside like storm of a hundred men"
"FeelsBadMan"

by TheDoodeoftheNorth May 19, 2016

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018