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CockWomble

Slag or Slut.
someone who has many partners
She's nothing but a dirty little CockWomble!
by Treeby January 27, 2016
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sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues
That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble
by browns lb February 24, 2017
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cockwomble

when a boy is really bad with his willy and it shriverls up inside you when he goes too fast.
girl1: oh that maddox boy is really hot
gorl2: yeah but hes a complete cockwombler
by hshshkellogssoup November 14, 2021
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Cockwombler

Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
by KajmanStan August 3, 2023
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Cockwomble

A deadshit of epic proportions.
A daft individual lacking in intelligence and or wit.
That gardener poisoned a perfectly healthy bed of flowers. What a cockwomble!
by The real Fankles December 13, 2017
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Cockwomble

A egregious person with inflated ego and total incompetence. Has a lot to say and actually believes the crap that they spout. A Cockwomble will usually take credit for other people’s achievements and will deny any failures on their part, usually trying to blame contemporaries, opponents or predecessors .

Their lack of intelligence and knowledge on a subject can usually be spotted by a tendency to ‘fill in’ a statement on a subject by repeating a phrase over and over in a slightly different way. And usually with boastful tones. Verbally, they will often tie themselves up in knots and trip themselves up totally contradicting themselves. For example. “ I made that table, it’s the best, no one’s ever made a table like that before I was the first to do it too. It sure is a great table. The table that the other guy made before me was not good at all, it was trash, a really bad table. But that doesn’t matter now because now we’ve got a the best table. No one else has a table like ours”.
They will variably surround themselves with like minded Cockwombles.

Collective noun ‘ An ineptitude of Cockwombles’
“So Melania, what was it that attracted you to the rich orange Cockwomble?”
by Broadbean34 October 24, 2025
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