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cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.
Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.
by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004
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cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful
you are such a cockmongor!
by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003
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cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007
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cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.
Lili is a total cockmonger.
by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003
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cockmonger

a person who enjoys the cock.
"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."
by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003
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cockmongrel

Big giant ogre unicorn that likes to eat male chickens (cocks).
Holy Shit, that cockmongrel just ate my cock!
by Jorge Antonio February 5, 2008
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cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.
My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.
by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003
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