cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.
1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.
by It's spelled with two T's! November 02, 2008
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cock block

one who prevents the cock from being unleashed upon a woman.
I had a hot girl in the room, but Alex would not quit playing WoW and subsequently became a cock block.

Me: "Alex...girl...in...room.."
Alex: "no, one more raid, there's a hot sorceress in here, i think she wants to get into my pixel pants."
by DeerPark1515 December 01, 2006
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cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.
That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.
by Batman November 10, 2001
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cock block

1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.

2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.
1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.

1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH

2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.
by Cybernetico January 02, 2005
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Cock Block

An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed
Dude 1: Dude I pulled a cock block last night in a fight!

Dude 2: Dude, that's gay.
by Big Chee October 10, 2008
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cock block

Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.
I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.
by King Oyster Smash December 31, 2010
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cock block

An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.
He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.
by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010
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