Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Pill Cosbied

To be unknowingly drugged, then sexually assaulted

I got so drunk last night that I blacked out, and I can't say for sure that I didn't get Pill Cosbied.

by Drandmrevil March 12, 2016

tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014

Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016

drop off the cosbies

Slang for taking a shit. Shortened from "dropping off the cosbies at the pool".

--> Dude, whats with the screwed up face?
---> Argh! Really need to drop off the cosbies man!

by Dion_B June 3, 2006

cabbie shuffle

The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.

Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.

After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"

Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"

Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"

Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"

by benbest May 18, 2009