Clutter butter

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.

Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!

by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021

Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)

Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.

by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023

Clutter Buster

When you bust a noot inside of cake mix, making the cake taste like your semen.

Jerry: Hey Bob, did you perhaps Clutter Buster inside this cake?
Bob: I Sure Did Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks For Letting Me Know Bob!

by BussyMelon102 May 12, 2018

covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.

“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”

by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022

cunt clutter

The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.

“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”

by SXiPPY February 20, 2022

Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.

I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆

by dgivista January 18, 2025

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021