Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

doubtful clown

when your clown is being bashful and not confident with his answers

"aww... don't be such a doubtful clown..."

by Jane Deaux February 5, 2016

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

asshole is like a clown's pocket

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014

Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.

She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.

by Wolf89 July 3, 2006

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"

there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

by Amelia Mitchevski August 21, 2005

orange clown

Donald Trump with orange skin and foolish behaviour is an orange clown

He may be the best president ever with his ban on muslims and his dislike of rampant PC but he's still an orange clown

by Le Chicken January 28, 2017