bareback cloning

The act of cutting cannabis clones from a donor plant without wearing any gloves.

It is easy to tell when someone was bareback cloning because the clones usually get sick easier.

by Vizam February 6, 2018

The Clappening

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.

Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

Alt:

Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.

by MittenstheG March 28, 2021

Clowning

1.Initiating a circus in a place where there should be none.

2.Trucking

3.Gimping

4.Performing a feet of inglorious proportions.

"YOU JUST GOT SPIKED."

"STOP CLOWNING"

by Don't get raped January 16, 2010

Clowning

A verb used to describe people that are making a fool of themselves at the moment, A.K.A being a clown.

Ernie: Bro did you see Sarah? She spelt X's name like XXTention!
Matthew: Bruh, she is CLOWNING

by lunr August 13, 2019

cloping

When you have a closing then opening shift the next day.

I do not want a cloping shift.

by Tara Tason April 4, 2019

Clopping

An horrible sexual fetish involving mlp. Usually combined with other inhuman perversions like futanari, furry, rule34 or bestiality. A common perversion for bronies, even if they vehemently deny that. Examples can be found in r/clopping, in the Rule34 site or in the Fluffybooru site. Threads involving clopping are immediately deleted by the mods of the site that cannot be named ( Rule 1 ). If you find yourself attracted by clopping, please report to the nearest Arbiter station for immediate execution.

Brony: I am into clopping, but it is just an harmless kink
Sane human being: *Revs a chainsword and guts the brony alive.
Brony: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Celestia help meeeeeeeeeee!
Sane human being: May the Emperor have mercy for you, because I won't.

by MassiveAnalLeakage May 30, 2018

clip clopping

To wander about aimlessly for one's own amusement.

Nate's late again. He's probably clip clopping around downtown somewhere.

Or

I'm hella behind on my work because I spent all day clip clopping around on the internet instead of being productive.

by Halfy! July 20, 2008