irritatingly slow person who walks slowly and half shuffles their feet letting their shoes slip off at the heel. Easily identified by the "clip clop" sound made as they walk.
I man who uses his bum on occasion.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jackfrost nipping at your nose,
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir,
Folks dressed up like Eskimos,
Everybody knows, some turkey
and a snow clop... 'WAIT WTF?'
Roger Federer setup his 107th marriage by given a women a 'snow clop' video as a gift so she'd artificially inseminate his magical polywogs in her clop.
Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.
Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."
Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"