by TeaInTheMoment April 21, 2018
Get the cliffhangery mug.A cloyfriend is that guy who just won't get it. He will NEVER be your BOYfriend, but he thinks if he hangs around long enough he is sure to get lucky someday. He NEVER will. He is cloying and annoying and is just pathetic enough that you don't have the heart to tell him the awful truth, not that it would deter him. A Cloyfriend is basically a harmless stalker.
Larry just keeps posting pictures of him and me on his Facebook page. We were up at Tahoe with a bunch of people over the Fourth, but somehow he managed to get pictures of us together, what a CLOYFRIEND.
by miwok June 14, 2010
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by Nemisis Prime March 7, 2020
Get the cliffjumper mug.A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.
by Beens November 10, 2014
Get the Choffer mug.An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!
by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014
Get the clouf-booter mug.The act of someone's facebook page being covered in Cliff Richard posts by a group of heroes.
These brave men and women ask not for your help in their quest.
It is a burden they must bear alone.
These brave men and women ask not for your help in their quest.
It is a burden they must bear alone.
by King Cliff November 28, 2010
Get the Cliff'd mug.Similar to “Cliff Hangar” but more intense. Cliff Doodle is when you’re on the edge of your seat in anticipation for what’s going to happen next. Overwhelmingly anxious for the next moment, only to be cut short before the scenario is finished.
by Webster13911 June 17, 2023
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