Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.
The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.
The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.
Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"
Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"
Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"
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Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
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B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.
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Common characteristics a Guerrilla Coder (Unicorns):
1. They have near 20 years experience in the business, but probably have been programming since 7, brining up their experience to well over the three decade mark. A programmer like this with 35 years coding experience has seen and done it all.
2. They have balls. They take risks that other programmers on their team would never do. And people respect them for that.
3. They are pretty arrogant, but have the skills and experience and reputation and balls to back it up. So they don’t really care if they are stepping on other developer’s toes. Again Balls and Respect.
4. Sometimes they break the built. But on one else on the team has the balls to tell them shit.
5. They love the saying “I don’t always test my code, but when I do I do it in production.” Somehow they get away with not thoroughly testing their code like the other developers, but that’s because somehow it almost always works.
Common characteristics a Guerrilla Coder (Unicorns):
1. They have near 20 years experience in the business, but probably have been programming since 7, brining up their experience to well over the three decade mark. A programmer like this with 35 years coding experience has seen and done it all.
2. They have balls. They take risks that other programmers on their team would never do. And people respect them for that.
3. They are pretty arrogant, but have the skills and experience and reputation and balls to back it up. So they don’t really care if they are stepping on other developer’s toes. Again Balls and Respect.
4. Sometimes they break the built. But on one else on the team has the balls to tell them shit.
5. They love the saying “I don’t always test my code, but when I do I do it in production.” Somehow they get away with not thoroughly testing their code like the other developers, but that’s because somehow it almost always works.
My Guerrilla Coding Manager broke the fucking build again, but somehow he fixed it in 5 minutes. Fucking Guy is nuts but somehow always gets our team across the finish line.
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