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Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.
"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"
by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019
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Clintoris

A delicious cocktail made from orange juice, vodka, and Red Bull. Originated along the Colorado River as a morning drink for someone who's not into bloody marys.
Let's go to the bar I'll but you a clintoris.
by OrangeandBlue May 29, 2020
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clintoris bartussies

a chaotic group on tuatwt that focuses on the umbrella academy, which fruit is the gayest fruits, bullying middle aged men, warios' ass, how much we hate chem, and dead dave jokes
"the clintoris bartussies are at their insane agenda again"

"have you seen the new post from the clintoris bartussies account?"
by ivorystarjade March 27, 2022
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clitoris

an area of the female genetalia that creates immense amounts of "pleasure" due to the tickling from any one/thing that is used to cause an orgasm.
-What's a clitoris?
-Well...You masturbate, right?
-...Go on...
-It's the thing you touch when you masturbate.
-OOOHHHH! Ok.
by JPerk December 28, 2005
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Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.
"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."
by Cappy1 May 7, 2005
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clitoris

A sensitive part of the female reproductive organ used for sexual pleasure. Including but not limted to: Eating, licking, biting, fingering, poking, pulling.
She likes it when I put my phone on vibrate and press it against her clitoris.
by Febreze Air June 4, 2009
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Clitoris

A tiny spot near the vagina that is extremely sensitive and can quickly cause female orgasm. It feels very good to stimulate, and is frequently used during masturbation to induce a powerful orgasm.
When I masturbate, I rub my clitoris as fast as I can so I can have multiple orgasms in a short amount of time.
by femininestar May 14, 2014
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