facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Keep your nose clean

To stay out of trouble.

They tell us, 'Keep your nose clean and you'll no doubt make a parole.' So we keep our noses very clean.

by 3h$@n November 15, 2012

clean slate

Starting anew, with a fresh approach. A clean slate begins with the action of 'wiping the slate clean'.

After a decade of philandering, I'm going to start my thirties with a clean slate.

by JimiBiz August 21, 2008

dirty clean version

This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.

Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.

by jkbena612 August 15, 2009

a clean sink

The right sink in a two basin sink in your kitchen.

Sharon: "Jason, where do you not put the knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwich?"

Jason: "Where did I put it?"

Sharon: "YOU PUT IT IN THE CLEAN SINK! The right sink is the clean sink."

Jason: "Sorry I didnt know there was a clean sink."

Sharon: "Well now you know."

by herschell October 13, 2009

Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010

A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012