cleckheaton

A bunch of dicks that think there hard as fuck but really not

Cleck:Yo blood

Bradford : yo don't call me blood

Cleckheaton : tink your hard bro

'Bradford guy bangs him out '

Owwwww

by 36364jjjjww November 26, 2017

cluckolding

When your wife eats chicken McNuggets without letting you have any, and she does it right in your face. Variation of cuckolding.

The woman in the McDonald's commercial with the R&B song is cluckolding her husband.

by craftj2 December 22, 2008

clocko

Clocko
The act of squatting buck naked over the face of a sleeping person while pulling both the right and left butt cheeks apart as far as possible, centering your sphincter within 1 to 2 inches above the sleeping person's nose and releasing a fart, preferable as the sleeping person is inhaling.

Habib accidentally shit on Mustafa's face in an attempt to perform the perfect clocko last night.

by PrinceOfWhales March 23, 2020

cleck

cool, very awesome
used to describe a person, place or thing

That outfit is so cleck!

You're so cleck!

That is so not cleck.

by dudio March 2, 2010

creckong

Creckong is the ancient Malaysian art of creeping up on someone. To creep down on someone would be the opposite which is creckoffg.

Used in a sentence : Kelly tiptoed behind Andrea while she was standing on a jewelry box and yelled "CRECKONG BIOTCH!!"....much to her surprise.

by RHOMH November 20, 2013

Cluckold

When you enjoy other cocks clucking your chick.

Being such a cluckold, I like to keep the door open to my henhouse for some other cocks to have fun while I watch. Cock-a-doodle-her!

by mirmon March 1, 2021

Czeckoslovakian Scuba Suit

when a person lays in a bath tub filled with oil and other people poop, pee, ejaculate, and bleed into the oil and the oil keeps it all from touching the person. the person in the tub must wear a scuba mask and snorkel and then go under the oil for at least 5 seconds.

dude i had a crazy night last night.. i woke up during a czeckoslovakian scuba suit.. i was in the tub..

by KittyKat999 July 9, 2011