The Maryland Blue Crab

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017

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Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017

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Crab Hands

The process of crossing your fingers by putting the inner fingers over the outer fingers, creating two prongs on each hand. Often used to let somebody know that they are being "crabby."

"Omg. My friend was being a total bitch, so I flashed her the crab hands."

"Nice."

by Revolutionary2009 June 30, 2009

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